Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Everything is Not Rosie....

Look! I don't care that Rosie quit the view.

""The View" without Rosie O'Donnell? That's like thunder without lightning. Sturm without Drang. Sanjaya without a weird hairdo. How will the daytime world adjust?

Says the Chicago Tribune on the issue. I have a thought, get off your fat ass and do some house work or get a job. Hey! I don't care that she quit, got fired, whatever. She's a fat loud-mouth and I think everyone can agree that has been established.

Alec Baldwin! I could give two shits how the man talks to his daughter. Maybe she is a pig and a bitch? Who knows? The mans personal life should not be up for debate on CNN for fuck sake!!

These are headlines and I just can't believe we are forced to watch this crap! I have decided to stop with network news and go with real journalism. I will only watch local news, John Stewart, Bill Maher and Steven Colbert from now on. A least they realize the news they report is bullshit. Hey! and it's entertaining as well. If I want REAL news, I will watch Dan Rather on HDNet. A least he keeps it "real."

...Asshole media.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Look a likes and Wannabes!



I think my brother was an Idol! (Sundance Head on the Left, Kevin on the right)

Great fun. Too bad Sundance was beat out by someone with no talent. Yet another problem this day and age. Very little actual talent out there these days being given a shot. I am starving for something new to just grab me.

I thought it would be American Idol. Guess it's more like American Farce....

Big Oil, Big Hero, Big Ass-Holes



Perhaps some of you are familiar with a certain idea floating around these days. You know, the one about every American not getting gas on a specific day? The hope would be to financially impact BIG OIL in a negative fashion. If so, Kudos, you're on the right track.

Unfortunately however, this does not do a thing to assist in any way. If we don't go to the pump one day, sure they lose over 2 Billion dollars. But, we have to go to the pump someday. Most likely within the same week let alone business quarter.

Alternate energy sources are the only answer. And guess what? BIG OIL is going to HAVE to diversify and expand beyond petroleum if they wish to survive. They need that $$ for research! Question is, how do you convince someone to take a huge cut the the bottom line these days. Even if for the environment. Converting won't be cheap!

Again I agree with my man Bill Maher, "Some problems are just too big for the people. Only the government can really make it happen." We can shove awareness, drive hybrids and live in the dark all we want. Fact is, in order to actually succeed, we need government buy in.

Don Imus Smimus!!



I fear the worst has come. We live in a world today where rich get richer, the bottom line matters most and half the world is starving or has AIDS. We are about to lose our friendly weather patters and our clean air! Yet, we take time to stop worrying about the important issues and focus on taking our civil liberties away. Yes indeed, slowly but surely the Civil Liberties of all Americans are slowly being pulled. AND BY OUR OWN HAND! First, it was the Patriot Act allowing unlawful search and seizure.(America wanted bush) On to television and the media now. I watch MTV and all I hear is "Bling Bling, Niggas, Bitches and Ho's' etc. And that's fine. I will just turn to a station where I can actually exercise my brain! BUT, let radio veteran Don Imus say anything about "Nappy Headed Ho's" and he loses his long standing career, comes under fire from Al Sharpton (who by the way is a TERRIBLE representation of his race and heritage) and will go down in history not for his successes, but as a racist who was fired.

Does Sharpton ever watch Comedy Central? HBO? It is everywhere! Any chance this guy gets to plug himself into a headline, he will.

I hope the human race learns something from the past 100 years come the time natural disasters are leveling this thing we call society. All I gotta say. . . . for now.

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