Paris, Hennessy?

You know, when I walk into a Hilton Hotel, I'd like to think it means something. That my hard earned money is well spent on a safe, secure and luxurious room for the evening. After all, that's what all Americans tell themselves when they drop some dough on something they don't need. However, the fact is that my money went into to pocket of a man, who in turn placed it into the purse of a daughter, who finally broke down and bought that "Stupid Spoiled Whore video Play set" she has always wanted.

I don't know why she was so afraid of jail? We have already established that she's a just a tad slutty. Maybe the thought of doing anything for free frightens and disgusts her. Because as we know, Paris Hilton does not do charity.