Saturday, January 21, 2006

God is at the Helm, and he loves him some chocolate.

Sometimes things are said with good intentions. However people need to get better about deciding up front what is in their best interest not to say. Especially to the media! We have a ways to go as far as loving each other as a species when we have such a diverse pool of separatist views; as they would pertain to Politics and Race. New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin has most likely learned this the hard way recently, coming under much fire from John Stewart of the Daily Show, CNN etc. Ray, please keep God out of it. But your message about right wing racism came through loud and clear. Both were not things one would say who wants to further their career. Sorry this post was boring, it's an actual political view.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Oh cursed McRib (Best of Archive 2003)

I think that pooping is metaphoric and courteous is to get your feelings out about the sister of a lesbian blinging me the peace sign all nite from a photo on my desk. So, then as a man of the no cloth I realize that my own prison is the fact that I am now non-existant to the real world as I am a creature of the night. I seem to have a thing for a camp trailer and find it facinating that I can go into one and eat dinner by myself and not feel quilty. Therefore, I am now protesting McDonalds for taking the McRib sandwich away from my groveling hands once again.
The End

Ass-Mates Ahoy!


Please for the love of god quit giving me that pop-up for Classmates.com. There is a reason that I haven't talked with anyone since high school. They were all shit heads. I know what the captain of the football team is up to these days...he gave me $25 of supreme unleaded on the way home tonight. I think I saw him cutting my hispanic neighbors yard last week too...

Today's Lesson

Everyone's names have a certain meaning. For instance, Russ means "Little Red One." Below is our lesson for the day.


-golds-wor-thy- Definition: Worthless asshole


That is all

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Grazing.Com

Okay, this one is for lonely shits who cruise dating sites to meet "Friends." Listen, ass-clowns! People go to dating sites to Date!

[(d?t) An appointment: a luncheon date with a client; a date with destiny. See synonyms at engagement.

So, when I have to weed through pages of idiots looking for friends or someone to hang out with or maybe more? I get really frustrated! Go to the mall people! go to a chat room. These sites are meant for us who want to find Love! (Sad souls that we are) HEY, got to Wal*Mart and socialize there! Most of you who just want to be friends look like fucking animals anyways. CHRIST!


Sunday, January 01, 2006

Just call me Dagmar?

Well hell. 2005 has come and gone..gone and left me with hole in my heart and a divorce lurking. I am more determined than ever to find life love somewhere and will not give up until I do. After all, Broken Hearts are for Assholes right?

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