Not-So-Super Cuts

There’s a new movement in Washington DC to help homeless women feel better about themselves by giving them free hairdos, free manicures, and free massages. Like these desperate, urine-soaked alley-sulkers don’t have enough problems; now, when they’re picking through a dumpster, they have to worry about breaking a nail. It’s just so perfectly… American: instead of giving a meal or a job, we give them a makeover:

“Look at that poor woman face down in the gutter.”
“Yeah, but who does her hair?”

It reminds me of that group Film Aid that brings movies to the impoverished people of Afghanistan or the war-torn tribes of Africa. Yes, you’re absolutely right – many of these people never have seen a feature-length film. But, I have news for you: they’re there for the popcorn. THEY’RE STARVING! How pretentious to treat those who need a real dinner to “My Dinner with Andre” or those who need an actual doctor to “Dr. Zhivago.”

All I’m saying is the money could be better spent. And just think for a moment of what a gender-biased insult this is – to offer homeless women makeovers: “I know you’re starving and broke and in need of medical care but before with those petty problems, let’s get you presentable.” And massages! “Whatta ya have there, Honey? Gout and lice? How about a nice back rub and some aromatherapy?”

Posted by Billmahr @ Safesearching.Com

So, our great President visited our town today! Isn't that great. He got a much warmer welcome here than he did in Portland. They boo'ed him off the streets. So He gave his speach, took an air tour of the Fires we have going on here, then was lifted my Military air to Sun River Airport right down the road where he spent the day golfing and retired to a nice warm bed in YUPPIEVILLE. Yeah Mr. President...thanks for confirming my thoughts about you. Cough! (yuppie scum)

Band of the moment, Flaw. Where have these guys been?

[Listening to: Payback - Flaw - 2000 Demo (04:10)]

Ooooh. What I would give...what I would give!

Now these guys are pissed!!! It's Lynched Munkey and his bro!
They found out there will be no Champagne at my wedding reception.
"It's a Christian Church." You know what? Go to hell. See ya there!"

Whats with being an ass-hole? Seems its "the thing" to do. I talk to people all day long on the phone. I would say I have talked to close to a milion people in thre years time so I am a pretty fair judge in character. For no reason at all, get shitty with you?! Sometimes I wish I could see them face-to-face so I could tell them what I really think about thier "toofless", dumb ass!!

[Listening to: Whiskey in the Jar - Metallica - Garage, Inc. Disc 1 (05:05)]

Now this has to be the funniest shit I have seen all month!!
Take Chrisopher Walkens Word for it..



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