So, whats up with the whole "Urban Cowboy" theme that has swept the nation. All these cowfolk running around town lookin like something out of a damn western!? I can't quite grasp that scene at all. I mean, I gots to give props to the real cowboys of this country. By that I mean cattle ranchers, and not bullriders. Where the fuck do these ass munches get off thinking that they are cowboys?? Have you ever watched a rodeo? I love the phrase, " 'Tha's a real cah-boy rat thar folks!" Why? Because he mounted a two ton animal that could tromp him into the dirt? Fuck you!! That only proves he has no good sense; and the urban cowboy scene with the big ol' belt buckles and wranglers so tight you can see thier junk is just not right at all! The closest they have come to a cow is the zoo, or The Burger king!! They most likely work at Wal-Mart.