Chicken dance....What the fuck is this? Why are we teaching our kids to dance around like they are having an diabetic seasure? "Mommy look! Tito is doin the chicken dance! Oh wait..WHERE is his insulin, he's havin a fit!!" Crap man, if ya''ll like lookin like a retard, or enjoy watching kids act like one, I highly recomend this practice we call the chicken dance. Not that I have ever seen a chicken dance.