So, I have a bitch. This is a shout out to all you who don't know how to use the neat invention called "The Shower." Why must you fuckers walk around smelling like week old roadkill, rotten shorts, socks, ash trays and B.O!! Are you imune?? Can you not smell your own stench?? Well we can! Damn it you fuckwads don't realize your taking up precious air space. Especially when a guy like me works in an office enviroment, and I have to smell your festering ass all day! And it's not just a little bad, it's so bad deoderant won't even cover it up. Then you just smell like a clean turd!! Wake up people, and most importantly...WASH UP!!