So on summer vacation I said people who can are courteous and drank some wild cherry pepsi, and chilled out staring at a picture of a lesbian. Sounds like fun right? Well, during the winter I take the dog to crap on my deck and keep frozen parishables in a stack of tires in the snow. The awareness star shines bright on my badge as I gleem with excitment about my red office chair that the arms fell off of. Tupac aint dead and I sometimes wish I was a thug. Thugs are cool. When I grow up I want to be an artist. Artist get to draw neked people and get boners all the time. The guy behind me does not like his red office char so he is getting a different one. So off to neverland I go dreaming of weed and motor homes and wishing I was a dog so I could lick my ass. Now is the time for action they say. Action of what? twinkies in uranus? Twinkies are high in fat and MSG, twinkies are bad.The tater tots have been bad so I spanked them and now they are all golden brown like they should be. mmmm. Tater tots.