So, I'm thinkin my penis is being more and more neglected everyday. You see, about every two weeks he gets a little attention but thats about it. I used to just pull it out and whack it around a bit but then thought, "hey! That's what I have a Fiance for!" As a result of this, I have become quite an "Un-socialite" you may say, grumpy at best. I wake up every other evening and "poll vault" the to toilette to standback three or so feet just to piss. Damn her medication! Ever hear on the TV about medications that say "side affects may inclued sleep related problems, sexual side affects fatigue and nausia?" Well, they aren't just whistling fucking dixie! Guess maybe I should just take up fishing and be a "master-baiter" eh? Guess I'll just stick to the nasty assed, sticky, sweaty, perverted, raunchy and uterly un-imaginable dreams that I have and just deal with it...happens to the best of us.