All of a sudden I wished a TV had an ass so that I could shove a large projectile all up in it. Everyday its the same line up over and over again. First it's "Live" With Regis and Kelly. God damn I can't stand Kelly Ripa. Is it just me or is that bitch always knocked up and shitting out kids? Then its on to "The price is right." How old is Bob anyways? I have never seen so many frigging geriatric groupies in my life. Then its on to the talk show. A person can only take so many white trash, fat assed, trailer park toothless shitheads in one life. Then last but not least, ABC Daytimes own "All my Children." Jesus Christ! I swear to god I would pay any $$ amount I could if ABC would at least make that show go to primetime or something. At least then I would be in bed seeings how I work graveyard. Simply awful!! A big PEE YEW to Susan Lucci and cronies.