So, this post is also found on frigG!! but was too good to pass up here as well. This was quoted almost word for word from the graveyard Supervisor last night around the ol' call center.

"So I've figured out how to kidnap a midget! You see, midgets love pizza, everyone knows that, So you put a hot fresh pizza in your car trunk, leave it open and wait. A midget will come waddling by eventually and he'll smell the pizza and go into a frenzy!! He'll try to get the pizza but his arms are too short so he'll have to climb into the trunk to eat the pizza. Here's the greatest thing..While he's gorging himself on pizza and not paying attention..and you can't wait until he's down to the crust because you know they get all dosile while they eat, like you can pet them and stuff, but you gotta hurry becuase when they get done eating they get all dangerous again...Slam the trunk on him quick as possible. So I figure i'll get like 4 of them and reinact fellowship of the rings in my backyard."

We then asked him how he planned on getting them out of the trunk....he replied....."one of those dog catcher things with the loop on the end." GREAT STUFF!!!!